Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

he is fucking telling him the roof is on fire and he sang him the song.

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

so in order to enjoy my fish head noodle,
i decided to skip eaa YET AGAIN. i asked magesh to help me sign my attendance but sadly the tutor was announcing our test results according to our class attendance
which means he fucking KNOWS i'm absent again

i went to my workplace and learnt the SK2 hand massage
nice.
i met this really nice vjc girl.
she really cute.

then i met magesh and francis for dinner
and i fucking paid 6.80 for fried dumplings at the hawker centre.
dont ever buy dimsum from jackson( the name of the place, not ling's fren), it SUCKS

went down to francis' workplace and met his cousin
nice chap

the following pictures are very random.
interesting though

yes, i'm am very kapo so i linked all the way from dawn yang's friendster to utt's and found this picture.

my beloved utt with fiona xie.
u can pratically peel that layer of makeup off her face.
still, she looks hot


yes, apparently this is wad magesh had been saying like forever,
ASSHLEY

pierce my tongue pierce my tongue pierce my tongue pierce my tongue pierce my tongue pierce my tongue pierce my tongue pierce my tongue pierce my tongue pierce my tongue pierce my tongue pierce my tongue pierce my tongue pierce my tongue pierce my tongue pierce my tongue pierce my tongue pierce my tongue pierce my tongue pierce my tongue pierce my tongue pierce my tongue pierce my tongue pierce my tongue pierce my tongue pierce my tongue pierce my tongue pierce my tongue pierce my tongue pierce my tongue pierce my tongue pierce my tongue pierce my tongue pierce my tongue pierce my tongue pierce my tongue pierce my tongue !

i tanned
but apparently not i'm not tanned enough
and it's fucking raining now.
so it means i cant fucking tan

i am a fucking crude hippo

met up with jason kam yung and steve ytd
they were like really funny
and they asked me who the hell is hades.

this is like the first post in my new blog and i am like so happy.
i swam and suana"ed" today and i'm like so going to wake up abso-freaking-lutely early to swim/tan tmr.
cant wait.

and yes i'm attempting on my tutorials now. i just have to find my trigger button.

fuck kevin.


kev; i'm gonna turn my misery into strength! ٿ emo beyotch™ says (12:20 AM):
i think a lot of guys dont give u enough attention when u r talking to them
wahhaa
ley says (12:20 AM):
y?
kev; i'm gonna turn my misery into strength! ٿ emo beyotch™ says (12:21 AM):
coz they are talking to prettier babes

i'm always victimised.
sibeh sian.

anyway i got a job
and it's really interesting and it's paying me well ! good gracious! goodbye to my weekends life and hello to being a step closer to being rich.
and yongwei apparently thinks i'm fucking fat. my frens are all vicious.

hunk  /hʌŋk/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[huhngk] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
1.
a large piece or lump; chunk.
2.
Slang.
a.
a handsome man with a well-developed physique.
b.
a large or fat person.


how interesting

=D